Our flagship product, the Scubafish. This chrome-plated beauty shows the world that diving is like a religion to you, and looks cool on your bumper, refrigerator, or anywhere else. At just over 5" long, the Scubafish is made from automotive-grade plastic, and has a NASA-worthy foam adhesive strip on the back.

Every Scubafish is guaranteed for as long as you own it. If it ever fails, fades, breaks, or chips, just send what's left of it to me and I'll send a new one out to you right away, free.